I loved every piece of her
Monday, her mouth; Thursday her hair
I just wish it had been at once
She was a pile of fallen leaves
I believed to be a tree
– WBK | WalterBlakeKnoblock.tumblr.com
|me when i am mildly inconvenienced:||thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME|
|me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:||no no it's fine i've had worse|
life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
If you don’t eat your pizza crust then I don’t think we can be friends.
but i always give my pizza crust to whoever i’m with so you’d get double pizza crust so is there still hope
Omg this is so accurate I literally ask “who wants dibs on my crust” before the pizza is even ate